One day as Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny were playing football on the playground of South Park Elementary they were approached by a group of big guys who asked them if they would like to play a game of football? Kyle was the first to wonder who these strange men were but was by no means the only one. The boys accepted and they flipped Kenny to see who would kick off. The big men won and they chose to receive. So Kyle put boot to ball and they were underway. The big men tried to run the ball back but were stopped squarely by Cartman. Out on to the field trotted a impish player wearing a green #4 jersey who reminded Cartman of Pip. He said my name is Brett and the boys responded by saying "Hi Pip!"well one of the big fat men gave the ball to the guy wearing #4 and Cartman came in on that boy's left side and leveled him thus bringing up 2nd and 17. On the very next play the boy dropped back to throw a pass to #80 but the pass was picked off by Kyle who ran it back to the big men's 20 yard line. Out came Stan south Park's star QB. His girlfriend Wendy was on the sidelines in hysterics crying for Stan to throw the damn ball. Stan dropped back and Kyle ran an out pattern for the right side of the end zone just after Kyle caught the ball he was pushed and his foot did not come down in bounds and the boys were not able to come away with anything more than a field goal.
Then came halftime where one of the big men in the green jerseys challenged Cartman to see who could eat more Poofy pies. A contest that the boy named Gilbert had no chance of winning. Cartman ate 17 Poofy pies and Gilbert ate only 9. Halftime was over and the big men had the ball again and were trying to run a play down the sidelines when their man fumbled a pass. Cartman picked up the dropped pass and started to run. The big men complained and cried saying that the pass was incomplete when any moron could've seen that it was a complete pass that was dropped! Anyway the big men got their way by spiking Kenny and then threatening to do the same to each member of their opposing team. The game continued that way and the boys from South Park could not get anything started despite the excellent play of Stan. The game ended 23-10 with the only bright spot for the kids from South Park being when Kenny ran a kick back for a touchdown late in the 4th quarter. After the Game was over and the men in green were celebrating Kyle went to the man wearing the #4 and asked what team they play for? #4 said that they play for the Green Bay Packers. Kenny who was near by was heard to say "mphh hrrph huhd rhend" and Cartman said "What do you mean those cheating cats?...Ohhhhhhhh heh heh heh!" The Packers went on to the South Park Championship where they lost to local heros, the Denver Broncos.
